School Supporter Gifts

'I don't know what plagiarizing is, so I'm gonna take the easy way out and just copy something off the internet.'

Guidance Counsellor: 'Today I was visited by nine students and two teachers.'

'Ooops! My mistake! That was the yearly budget estimate, not the monthly budget estimate.'

"Forget it, kid, I'm tired of getting hit up every time your school has a fundraiser. The granny train stops here."

'My teacher is shy and withdrawn, but I'm sure she'll improve with time.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'It's true that each week you give 100% to your teaching, but you're giving it 20% per day.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

Teachers are back too.

School Extra Curricular Activities...

'Attention! Would the owner of a black SUV, license plate 946SW7R, please move your vehicle? You're blocking the fire exit.'

'It's a get well card from the substitute.'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

It was clear to Mrs. Bennis how the public school budget cuts were hurting students when she asked Danny for a math formula.

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

'Forget Plan A. We need to grow our way out of this.'

'Where did I put my aspirin?'

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of school. . . she's been thanking God for it a lot, lately.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

'Could I interest you in some of my son's school raffle tickets?'

Back pain - Back to school.

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"The budget's been cut again. We need a No school left behind act!"

"Do they look a year smarter to you?"

"The department has run out of money..."

"Definitely! I'm in favor of year-around school."

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

Welcome back to school

"Please be advised, first quarter grades may be weaker than expected."

"If I'm consistently underperforming, shouldn't I be getting some targeted support?"

"Every student counts."

"She loves everything about preschool except for how long it takes to get through security."