School Sports Supporter Gifts

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

100k Desert Crawl

'Oh, Christ.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Coach Prime Cleans House

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football Blockers.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'