School Sports Supporter Gifts

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

100k Desert Crawl

'Oh, Christ.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Coach Prime Cleans House

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

Football Blockers.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."