School Team Supporter Gifts

No, this is not what I thought you meant by "Booster Club." EMU.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

'Oh, Christ.'

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Coach Prime Cleans House

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Football Blockers.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'