Competitive Team Supporter Gifts

Putney Princesses.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Hockey Season.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football Blockers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Soccer Fans.

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

Go Team!

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."