Competitive Team Supporter Pillows

Putney Princesses.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Hockey Season.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

100k Desert Crawl

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Football Blockers.

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

Soccer Fans.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City