Team Supporter Pillows

'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'

"Depressed, anxious, unsure about the future...It's very common for people in your position, have you thought about supporting a different team?"

'Sunstroke?' - 'Soccer Mom.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"There's nothing wrong with Australian rugby a few more Pacific Islanders couldn't fix."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Upset Sports Fan

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Go Team!

Highlights from when the team didn't stink...

'The team in white are bound to win - look at the size of the other team!'

"I hear you quietly rooting for the Patriots back there."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

'...I have been given the full suppport of the board.'

"If we walk him, it will just add to our reputation for passivity and downright indolence."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

100k Desert Crawl

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"