Combat Sports Supporter Gifts

'Congratulations, Irwin, you've finally earned your white belt.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"So, what are you reading?"

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

100k Desert Crawl

A street fight.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

The Joust

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

'Such petulance!'

Mike Tyson

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"