Combat Sports Fan Gifts

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I'm not worried about his one-two, it's the left-right-elbow-head, his one-two-three-four that's bothering me!'

Kuk sool won

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"So, what are you reading?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

The Joust

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Such petulance!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

No hitting below the belt!

'Look out for his low punches.'

Really big bang

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'