Comical Combat Fan Gifts

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The Runaway Horse

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Are you made of sugar?'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Dog walking Human.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Support group for sheep.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy