Fighting Fan Gifts

Sticky Kung-fu

'How am I? How long have you got?!'

Turkish Democracy

Epic Battles

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

A Little Extra

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I win!'

Formula One car origami

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Pig Trotter

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

Wrestling Champion.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Date night again already?"