Firefighting Fan Gifts

'The brewery on fire? The lads will be there by the time you put the phone down!'

Fire-man in toilet

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Student fire fighters at a training academy screw up holding the trampoline.

"Go like this."

Firefighters hold out a safety net for a frog

Fire Departments.

Smoking Firemen.

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub."

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Pole dancing

I check I.D.

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Woman escapes with cats.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

California fires and Coronavirus

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

Wrestling Champion.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Fire Assembly Point

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Is the light bothering you?"

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'