Firearm Fan Gifts

"They were a wedding gift."

Sign on lead mining company billboard: 'We support the N.R.A.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"All rise."

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

Fire Backwards.

Fire Assembly Point

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"Is the light bothering you?"

Really big bang

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

Charles de Gaulle

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

Smoking Firemen.

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

Baby World Leaders

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"Frankly, I'm a little uncomfortable with how fast this relationship is moving."

Global warming and forest fires

"You need glasses, Roy."

'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'

Greece on fire

'I told you not to play with matches.'