Military Vehicle Fan Gifts

"You put a ticket on a US army vehicle? You idiot!!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"All rise."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Memo Mania

Men talking about the boots of the period

Ancient taxi

'I envisioned something more robust'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Inflatable car

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

The Trench-Sealer

Really big bang

Trump's Big Parade

Ducks crossing.

"He adored that old car !"

Charles de Gaulle

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Knight relieving himself.

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

"You have roots and I have troops."

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

"I don't get it. Every time we send an agent into Ukraine, this how they come back."