Emergency Vehicle Fan Gifts

'We've got to stop chasing ambulances that are backing up!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

Cylinder Head

Finishing Line

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I knew you'd come!"

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

I think it's your suspension!

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

Daft Buggers Rescue