Emergency Responder Fan Gifts

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

"I knew you'd come!"

"Quick! Wake up! We're going on strike!"

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"Would you describe it as an essential journey?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

Global warming and forest fires

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

Saving the leaf.

Golf Club Rescue

Flood Ready Cows

'Show-off.'

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

Daft Buggers Rescue

First Responders Comic