Emergency Responder Fan T-Shirts

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

"I knew you'd come!"

"Quick! Wake up! We're going on strike!"

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"Would you describe it as an essential journey?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

Global warming and forest fires

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

Flood Ready Cows

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

Daft Buggers Rescue

Saving the leaf.

'Show-off.'

Golf Club Rescue

In Case of Emergency, Break Glass.

'...at last I'm saved!'

First Aid