Emergency Situations Fan T-Shirts

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I knew you'd come!"

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Flood Ready Cows

Saving the leaf.

Daft Buggers Rescue

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

First Aid

In Case of Emergency, Break Glass.

Coronavirus Thank you to Shopkeepers.

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

The Heimlich Maneuver

'...at last I'm saved!'