Emergency Situations Fan Mugs

Unable to resuscitate the stranger with his breath, Leon quickly grabbed his leaf blower.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I knew you'd come!"

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Flood Ready Cows

Daft Buggers Rescue

Saving the leaf.

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

'...at last I'm saved!'

In Case of Emergency, Break Glass.

Coronavirus Thank you to Shopkeepers.

The Heimlich Maneuver

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

First Aid