Emergency Response Fan Mugs

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I knew you'd come!"

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Daft Buggers Rescue

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."

Flood Ready Cows

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Saving the leaf.

Golf Club Rescue

'Show-off.'

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

First Responders Comic

The Heimlich Maneuver

Coronavirus Thank you to Shopkeepers.