Emergency Response Fan Gifts

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

"I knew you'd come!"

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Daft Buggers Rescue

Saving the leaf.

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Flood Ready Cows

Golf Club Rescue

'Show-off.'

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."

The Heimlich Maneuver

In Case of Emergency, Break Glass.

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

Coronavirus Thank you to Shopkeepers.