Emergency Procedure Fan Gifts

In Case of Emergency, Break Glass.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

DIY marriage counseling.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Surgery Instructions.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"Try taking baby steps."

'...And when I asked my parents if I was adopted, they said 'not yet.''

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.