Emergency Services Fan Gifts

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

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The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

First aid in mountains

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Mort, the doctor says you can't get too riled up. It's bad for your heart. Yes, dear. You're not a young man anymore. You're not in tip-top shape. You don't eat well. You're not so muscular. I'm not a fan of your haircut. Nurse!

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

Sling

The air ambulance team were pleased to accept their new helicopter from the wealthy footballer.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Head in the sand.

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

Why Leave Home?

"I knew you'd come!"

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Saving the leaf.

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

Daft Buggers Rescue

Flood Ready Cows

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Golf Club Rescue

'Show-off.'

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'