Emergency Responders Fans Gifts

'Should I tell your boss you won't be in today?'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Fire Backwards.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Death in the red zone

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

The air ambulance team were pleased to accept their new helicopter from the wealthy footballer.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Save the bacon,

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'