First Responder Fan Gifts

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

"I guess you could say I was a little distracted."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

First aid in mountains

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Frontline health workers

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

First aid departments

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

"Thank you."

Emergency Underpants

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

"I'll put you on the waiting list."