First Responder Fan Gifts

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

"I guess you could say I was a little distracted."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

First aid in mountains

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Frontline health workers

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

First aid departments

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

"Thank you."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

Emergency Underpants

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

"This way, O' Brien."

"I'll put you on the waiting list."

First Responders - Second Responders.