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First Responders Comic

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The Unsportables: Relay

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'Are we us or them?'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Middle East Peace Process.

A dog and a robot dog

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Is this what happens when management fails to deal with a passive aggressive member of staff..?"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'Reinventing myself.'

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

'You're spoiling for a fight, aren't you?'

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

BOEING Suspends Flights.

The Politically Correct Brain

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'