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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The Unsportables: Relay

'Are we us or them?'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

A dog and a robot dog

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Is this what happens when management fails to deal with a passive aggressive member of staff..?"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'You're spoiling for a fight, aren't you?'

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

The Politically Correct Brain

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'Reinventing myself.'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"