Survey Fan Gifts

'If at first you don't get the survey results you want on your first survey, get mad and tear it up.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

National Park Map

'This guy is really good!'

Age-salary ratio

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

Line of Old Farts Down the Middle of America

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Oceanographer

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Meanwhile...in Albania

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

Google Earth For Pirates

Confusing directions,

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."

The Outer Banks