Fixture Fan Gifts

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Caliologist

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'You've got lot toe!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Easter bunny Island.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Hot enough for ya?'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Mice-Maze Lab. Hey, no using Mapquest!

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Maraschino, Inc.