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"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'You've got lot toe!'

Easter bunny Island.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'Hot enough for ya?'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Maraschino, Inc.

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'