Fountain Fan T-Shirts

The fountain of youths.

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'They're dog roses!'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Bee in flight.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Carnations.

Ovalifolium Longifora

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

Antiques

Springtime

"Damn floral activists."