Fountain Pen Fan T-Shirts

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

I love Fountain Pens

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

En garde!

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Ovalifolium Longifora

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Antiques

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Damn floral activists."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'You've got lot toe!'

Carnations.

Springtime

Beekeeping 101

Amongst the rush.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

A Thirsty Flower

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Stop and Smell the Roses