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Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

"Damn floral activists."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Ovalifolium Longifora

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Does it come with magnets?"

Carnations.

Springtime

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Beekeeping 101

Amongst the rush.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.