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'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

Tea Shirt

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Filet minion

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Antiques

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

A complimentary biscuit

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Tortoise & Hare.

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Plank