Tea Fan Prints

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

Tea Shirt

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Filet minion

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

A complimentary biscuit

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Antiques

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

Tortoise & Hare.

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'