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Medusa, first thing in the morning.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

"Fridge-to-table"

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Hole Sale

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Rep-Tiles.

The Double Double Punch

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

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"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'