Coffee Shop Fan T-Shirts

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

I love Museum Shops

"Great coffee, Carole."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

Hole Sale

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'Whipped cream?'

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

Caution: Free range chickens next five miles. . . eggs, eggs, eggs!

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

It was love at first sight.

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

"I'm not sure this outdoor teashop is such a good idea."

'You ask him to leave.'

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

Dog at the Returns Desk

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

Greetings cards

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'