Coffee Shop Fan Gifts

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Great coffee, Carole."

I love Museum Shops

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

Hole Sale

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

'Whipped cream?'

"Damn To-Go punks!"

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

Caution: Free range chickens next five miles. . . eggs, eggs, eggs!

"I'm not sure this outdoor teashop is such a good idea."

It was love at first sight.

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

'You ask him to leave.'

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

Roberto Benigni.

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Dog at the Returns Desk

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

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