Caffeine Fan Gifts

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'I said 'Capistrano', you idiot.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Running

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"Fridge-to-table"

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

All Day Deals!

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Try our AMAZING Soups!

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Eye Opener

The Double Double Punch

Running machine with pothole.