Coffee Fans Gifts

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

The Double Double Punch

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"