Coffee Fans Gifts

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

The Double Double Punch

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Fur'niture

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Expresso Lane

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'I miss my water bed.'