Coffee Fan Gifts

It's brilliant. Customers can have the opportunity to learn the secrets of making espresso drinks. We'll charge them double if they want to make their own, and, get this

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Fridge-to-table"

Man Ray

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Hole Sale

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Rep-Tiles.

Try our AMAZING Soups!

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'