Café Fan Gifts

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"Fridge-to-table"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

All Day Deals!

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

'Whipped cream?'

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."