Café Fan Mugs

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Fridge-to-table"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

All Day Deals!

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Damn To-Go punks!"

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

'Whipped cream?'

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .