Coffee Chat Fan Mugs

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Bob, it's about your branding."

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"I've been dating this homeless guy..."

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

'My life began at 40 but my credit problems had a huge head start.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

'But, by not getting married, we've eliminated any chance of divorce.'

"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."

Wilberforce broke off our engagement, but he is willing to see me as a patient.

'The worst part about marriage is the unpaid overtime.'

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

"I wouldn't want it to be widely known, but Jeff and I are happy in all the major domains of life."

"They're shifting the responsibility to the people with identifiable skills."