Fence Chat Fan Mugs

'Gossip 50p per minute.'

"How are you getting along with your French lodger?"

'She's never been outspoken - and many have tried!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

En garde!

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Bob, it's about your branding."

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Parrot annoying dog.

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

En-guard dog.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

The Neighbours from Hell....

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Why are you here?

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

Desert Island Gossipping

'Are you accusing my dog of identity theft?'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'They have great rapport.'

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

YOL9.