Fence Chat Enthusiast Mugs

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Woman on the phone.

"Beware of Don"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Tortured Plank

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Why are you here?

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

The Neighbours from Hell....

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

Desert Island Gossipping

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

'Are you accusing my dog of identity theft?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

Airport Literature

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

The maintaining different types of fence.

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'Down a few volts yet Harry!'

'I told you the electric fence would come in handy.'

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

"And finally...."

'Hello... is anybody there?'