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Avoid Constant Borrowing

Woman on the phone.

"Beware of Don"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Tortured Plank

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Why are you here?

The Neighbours from Hell....

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

'It has to have tall fences.'

Desert Island Gossipping

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

'Are you accusing my dog of identity theft?'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Airport Literature

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

The maintaining different types of fence.

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'Down a few volts yet Harry!'

'I told you the electric fence would come in handy.'

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

'Hello... is anybody there?'