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'It has to have tall fences.'

'It's an eclectic fence.'

"Beware of Don"

"Just my luck! I build a 15 foot privacy fence and then a family of giraffes moves in next door!"

'I didn't realize trees were dangerous!'

'Even if the enemy does believe it, you know these fences are really for keeping us in, right?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Tortured Plank

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Swords for Making America Great Again

Businessman fences with three others.

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."

Peace Fighting

Things get heated at the outing.

The Marks of Zorro

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."