Fence Aficionado Pillows

'It has to have tall fences.'

'It's an eclectic fence.'

"Beware of Don"

"Just my luck! I build a 15 foot privacy fence and then a family of giraffes moves in next door!"

'I didn't realize trees were dangerous!'

'Even if the enemy does believe it, you know these fences are really for keeping us in, right?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Tortured Plank

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Swords for Making America Great Again

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

Businessman fences with three others.

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"They said you'd be challenging."

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

The Marks of Zorro

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Peace Fighting

A Woman Shopping.

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.