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"Touche!"

Bob switched from foil to epee when he heard that epee had no rules

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'And that, Sir, is the main thrust of my argument.'

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

Fencing with Guns

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

"Classical French fencing."

Sportsmen.

Actually, only one thing has changed in the sport of fencing since it's creation hundreds of years ago. 'On guard!'

Larking around

Swordfish having swordfight with fencing masks on.

Two people fencing one says: 'Toupee!'

'Well, it's a change from knives and guns, I suppose.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Parry Me!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

En garde!

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'