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'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Businessman fences with three others.

"Hey. That's an illegal fencing move."

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

"They said you'd be challenging."

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Peace Fighting

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."

"Before we start, what is your blood group?"

The confident duelist.

Things get heated at the outing.

"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"

'When I lance a boil, I lance a boil.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Swords for Making America Great Again

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Alternative fielding positions

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

A Bloody Butcher

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

7 Dwarves of Retirement